...And for my next trick; FOOTBALL PICKS!

Let's see, some of these games mean life or death in the playoff race, so watch with hope, or disdain. Your choice.

Giants def. Redskins
Bengals def. Steelers (Cowher cries, then retires)
Titans def. Patriots (make playoffs!)
Jets def. Raiders (Randy Moss throws a hissy-fit)
Rams def. Vikings
Jaguars def. Chefs (Chefs don't make playoffs)
Bucs def. Seahawks
Cowboys def. Lions (Matt Millen gets lynched)
Texans def. Browns (sorry B)
Saints def. Panthers (go to Super Bowl)
Bolts def. Cards (yawn)
Colts def. Dolphins (zzzzzzz)
Eagles def. Falcons (Jeffe Garcia es en fuego!)
Ravens def. Bills
Packers def. Bears (Favre retires after just barely missing playoffs. Haha)

And my upset of the week:

49ers def. Donkeys, keeping them out of the playoffs! Thinking they have something to prove, the Whiners go into frozen Mile High and punch Jay Cutler in the face. (sorry Welshman, this is how I see it...)

Happy New Year!!!