the baseball diaries

Shoeless Joe - "The first two were high and tight, so where do you think the next one's gonna be?"
Archie Graham - "Well, either low and away, or in my ear."
"He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away."
"Right."
"But watch out for in your ear..." -- From Field of Dreams

IT IS BACK BABY!!!!!

Baseball season is here again, oh glorious day! I thought it would never come. Well, maybe the Angels could've used another month or two, seeing how they'll have Lackness and Lambo out until what, mid May?! Sheeeeeeshhh. Well, never fear, they have Weaver to leave it it to, so they should be fine! (Gulp. Sarcasm. I see a loss every fourth game...) My other concern is the Short Stop situation. Cab Fare will be missed, but I hope gAybar and Mice Hair can fill in without too many problems.

Tonight is the Angels season opener, their first game being on the road in Minnesota, as Leave it to Weaver faces Cuba Libre. The line-up should be a familiar one, only with the addition of former Twinkie Torii Hunter. Hunter will be making most of the starts in center as Gary Matthews Juicer will rotate with Sit'n Sleep in left. Vlad retains his spot in right and will no doubt continue to be thrown out trying to get to third on short, rbi singles. This will be tonight's line-up:

Fignuts
G.M. Juicer
Vladdy
Sit'n Sleep
Torii Hunter (yo B, nick name please!)
Krotch Goblin
Kenny Howdrick (was this the nick name?)
MoNapoli
Mice Hair

April 7th is the Quakes home opener and the start of their Monday Madness deal. 2 tix, 2 dogs, 2 sodas, and 2 bags of chips for only $18! Best deal in town as far as I'm concerned.

Play Ball!

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