Football Picks!

2-0 BABY!!!!

Too bad my picks weren't as lucky as the 49ers last week. I went 10-6 and at the risk of eating my favorite food, crow, and furthering my foot-in-mouth disease, I will make more picks. Be ready to laugh...

Ravens def. Tards

Donkeys def. Jags

Colts def. Texans

Cheaters (never prosper) but they def. the Bills

Browns def. Raiders

Packers def. Bolts

Bucs def. Lambs (Two words for ya: Jeff Garcia!)

Eagles def. Lions

Redskins def. Gnats

Panthers def. Falcons

da Bears def. da 'Boys

J.E.T.S. def. Dolphins

Titans def. Aints

Chefs def. Vikes

Dang 'ol Bengals def. ChickenHawks

And my upset of the week, yup, you guessed it:

49ers def. Steelers!!

Oh the humanity...